DON'T REMOVE MY RIBBON!

There was once a pretty lady who always wore a ribbon around her whenever she went. Rumor says you would never EVER see her without her ribbon. One day, she met a young man and they fell deeply in love. He then noticed the ribbon around her neck and asked, “Why do you wear that ribbon?” She just smiled and said, “I’ll tell you after we get married.” Four months later, they got married and were living happily together. But no matter how many times he asked why she wore the ribbon, she would just brush him off and say, “I’ll tell you later, but just don’t take it off.” One night, his curiosity got the better of him and decided to remove the ribbon without her knowing. So he went downstairs where he saw his wife sleeping and slowly loosened the ribbon. As soon as he untied it, the woman’s head fell off and rolled towards his feet. The eyes of the woman’s decapitated head opened and yelled angrily, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO REMOVE MY RIBBON!” The poor man went mad and was never seen again.